weird al's 16th minute

have you seen weird al's new video perform this way its a spoof duh on born this way by lady ga ga now i think his time is up because one he puts his face on some girls (maybe ga ga's)  body while she dances it um really creepy. also its topical  its about how lady ga ga  is weird a lot and not only is that topical but its about the person who rote the real song sorry but i don't think eat it or white and nerdy (two of his best) were about anything to do with anything at the time or he artist who made the video and that was good it took the song and made some in a whole new place that had nothing to do with the first song not counting the video and beat.

lady's stop

why do women always seem to be the ones giving advice to woman about men sorry but i think the guy with  a dick would know more about it eh i mean maybe your best female friend but find a guy lady's you have guy friends right oh or better yet get a gay guy women love them and they can't help most they give and take so its like win win.

red light green light

so the water was weird in my building this week and when i had to take a shower it went from kinda cold to really hot and it got to hot so i had to sort of had to play red light green light getting out when it was hot and getting in when it was not its was fucking funny but i am glad no one hear or saw what was going on.

it gets better

now i'm not gay and i don't pretend i know how it feels to be gay but if i as a person neither gay or not do not like the "it gets better" movement its dumb because all i ever hear is hey it sucks now and there an't shit you can do about it but latter it will be better FUCK THAT how about it "Should Be better" that's how i feel it should be better and no one seems to be saying that.

karate kid sexy?

so i have watched the newest karate kid and i liked it so worth watching but there is one weird seen when its after the girl he likes watches him play ddr then she starts to play with a lady gaga song ( i find it weird how they are so good they know it back words so they can look at the person watching i know she chine and they are good at everything but come on *kidding*) so shes dancing and well shes dancing very sexy  like wow shes like 12 and its really hard for me to sit there feeling like a real pedophile watching this i think any dad who brings the child like me (well one i stole) will feel very weird during this seen i mean shes pretty good and its cool to watch but the movie does not even try to hid it after wares the game say "your hot* no joke i know its part of  the game but for older viewers it felt kinda creepy. good movie tho

mystique is an animal (watch x men first class before reading)

so in the movie magneto says he like her better as she is she is like a tiger you would not put cloths on a tiger would you there so beautiful as they are....well a tiger is something we put in cages and do not trust around people a tiger in an animal  not a human (i know a human is an animal  too just shut up) when professor X tells her to put some cloths on he would say that to any other human should magneto go around naked? (yes! *say the fan girls) well it would be weird for him to walk around like that and even tho for some reason she has no nipples or vagina (no joke shes like a barbie down there) its still someone walking around naked or if you really hear what magneto is saying an animal  now i don't want mystique to forever ware cloths she looks good this way and i am fine with it i am just saying if you look at it this way magneto is a bit off her trying to make her feel good.

the geek never gets the girl

you know how in movies not only does this happen but its talked about how the geeky guys never gets the girl of the movie and its mostly true in real life but i know the reason geeks no matter how many times they say other wise like video games movie comic book etc more then girls at lest its easier to get one so they focus on that hey i'm fine with it i don't need a girl all i need is saints row 2 jack daniels and a glock 22 and i'm good.



more of geeks if there are girl geeks and guy geeks why do people think we i mean they never get laid you think they would get together threw there love of star treck.

movie idea

ok you know the black box from 2001 well hers the better pitch

 the black box it gave the monkeys the will to kill and so they did see tom cruise and Christin bale in mother fucking monkeys attack! coming this fall.

love at first sight

i will not talk about seeing because i don't have much on it but when people talk about someone touching them and they are in love its bull the feeling you get is the same as getting tickled nothing less the rest in you're dumb mind and you may think i am wrong and i most likely am but that's what you get in a blog from an old cynic who has never had a REAL girfriend. (though this one would be happy didn't you lol )

work

i love the word "work" the reason why is i can say hey i have to go i got to do some work and i can go look up naughty bits of woman and i will not be lying work can mean a whole lot of stuff and next time your going to do something you don't want people to know what it is for any reason just say i am going to do some work.